HMMMMM if you have access, maybe you can find black magic spells for me then lol
black magic is insanely funny, the spells (at least the old ones in swedish) are like "find a human bone, fill it with pus, tie it to a string and dangle it into a river that flows in the direction of the person you want to make ill. they will stay ill until you take away the bone again."
"if you want to win in a lottery, go to a church, carve the number that you want to win onto the church door, then find a very old gravestone that's the relative of a person you know, tell him this..."
yeah, we only use what, 5% of our brain or something? wtf is the other 95% for?? WHAT IF IT CONTAINS ALL OUR DORMANT MEMORIES? lol
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black magic is insanely funny, the spells (at least the old ones in swedish) are like "find a human bone, fill it with pus, tie it to a string and dangle it into a river that flows in the direction of the person you want to make ill. they will stay ill until you take away the bone again."
"if you want to win in a lottery, go to a church, carve the number that you want to win onto the church door, then find a very old gravestone that's the relative of a person you know, tell him this..."
yeah, we only use what, 5% of our brain or something? wtf is the other 95% for?? WHAT IF IT CONTAINS ALL OUR DORMANT MEMORIES? lol